Above;
The General joins in on some Texas Poker with Hap Saunders wearing the
blue hat, the Sheila dealing, Joe O'Keefe, Chris Larkin, General Bobby Bear, Mark Nevatt,
Charlie Granda standing, Kyle Stanbro, and The back of Sean
McPartland's head... First There!
Below; The General uses his skills to help Lari Mirabile Win the JACKPOT!
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Above; Steve Flock takes The General up for a jump at Twenty Nine Palms, CA
Below; The General HAHO's into Mexico for a Margarita with Linda Crate and Mike McReynolds
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Bandito's Abscond with The General and want John Wayne's Rifle in trade.
The General has called for death before dishonor and asks all of you to remember The Alamo!
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Our Government has promised not to get involved and President Obama has
apolijized for The General's illegal entry into Mexico. Even if
he was acting as an American Agent, drinking Margaritas on duty is not
allowed under US Art. 2512-2, therefore The General is on his own.
Again, I need your help!
Donations will be used to hunt down Olso Negro and 100% Agave!
We will confiscate their Tequila and Women, Then drink to The General's Return!
Has anyone seen or know the where abouts of the scoundrel, Olso Negro?
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Olso
Negro was trained by the US State Department to handle sensitive
situations, but has since become the situation. He is known to
smoke Cubanos and enjoy American Senoritas. He lost part of an
ear during a "Mexican Dog Fight", the pit bull lost. He has
worked with American Special Forces and is rumored to have even
attended Combat Control School as a foreign military student.
Negro may have had help from "The Americano" known to be in the area
and cell phone records indicate a connection. The Americano is
know to be bald, dangerous, and armed, do not approach! If
seen, do not try to
apprehend alone, but join us again, as we;
Remember the Alamo, and promise the SAFE return of The General!